A day in the life of an European fan

7:00- wake up,
7:01- check twitter from bed.. just in case a "kid"is twittering
7:30 - First coffee of the day infront of the computer: check nkotb.com,nkotbfans.com and twitter
7:31- One of the "kids"twitter since they just finished a show. You promise yourself that today you won't be late for work/university.
7:45 - OH SNAP! still at the exact same pose.. gotta get out the house
7:50 - You drag yourself out the chair and put some makeup
7:58- Check your replies on Twitter coz maybe Jordan saw what you wrote (the answer is no)
7:59 - Jk starts a guessing game
8:00- "ok im late anyways.. i might as well play the game for ONLY ONE MINUTE"
8:10- You find the strength to leave the house
8:15- waiting for the bus and thanking god for WIFI and phones (Oh!! look!! JK is thinking about a dead American man)
8:20- on the bus- You promise yourself this is the last twit of the day till you get home ( and whats really sad about it is that you really believe it)
8:21- "JK love songs""the block"and "nkotb the essential"on shuffle on ipod
8:45- "Sorry, yes the traffic in thsi city is terrible, been on the bus since 7:30 sure it won't happen again.
9:00- "I wonder if they have WIFI signal in this classroom...hmmmm TWITTER YEAH BABY"
9:30- "Good night Donnie!!".. while trying to understand what the hell is the professor talking about
9:50- "Jon! get your sexy ass to bed and go to sleep".. still no idea what the class is about and you start to suspect you are at the wrong classroom
10:00- coffee break!! "hey!! really good signal at the cafeteria"
10:30- Class! you put the phone in your bag coz you are gonna listen and learn in class and coz you know you can control your addictions
10:35- Pheeewww the longest 5 mins in your life.....
10:36 - Ohhh looky look!! a blockhead has sent you a gutterific SHIRTLESS JORDAN picture to your mail...
10:37 - Gotta twitter to thank her
10:40- since your multitasking skills have developed lately you are capable of saying something smart in class
10:42 - "Jon!? still awake?? want me to come and tuck you in?"... srsly, last twitter of the day
11:00- your hands shake and you start to sweat
11:02- "Bored in class so how is every1 doing"
11:10- "OMJ have you seen the pics from last nights show!?!?"
11:30- "videos!??! what do you mean videos?"
11:47- "Jordan!? up again!?!? wanna share the cheerios"
12:00- class is ovah..
12:05 - waiting for the bus.. no WIFI and no Internet signal in this undeveloped freakin country!!!
12:07 - you feel dizzy and start to shake
12:08- you are pale and you can only whisper "Jordan twitt me"
12:15- on the bus, after the mental breakdown..
13:00- at work... run to the office... turn the computer on while shaking
13:01- "OK!! WHOS THE ASSHOLE THAT CHANGED MY DESKTOP PICTURE?!? WHY DO I HAVE PICTURES OF THE KIDS FROM THE CENTER INSERTED ON NKOTB'S BODIES?"
13:05- " OK guys i have some serious work to do today.. do you guys think you can handle the kids for a few hours while i work?"
13:06- "Finally at work.. did anyone post videos from Camden already"
13:07- youtube quality time
14:00- One of the teenagers enters your office and he is trying to talk to you about something that happened to him today...
14:35- Finally he is gone!!! "so what did i miss"
14:40- work (yes its true)
15:00- Another teenager enters the office.. hes going to the store.. do you want him to bring you YOUR DAILY TWIX? "YES"
15:15- the kid is back.. you share your twix and he asks how old are the "those guys you like"and if you are not too old for that shit. You give him THE LOOK...
15:30- work (and you know you are missing all Donnie twitts)
17:15- Just a quick look.. not even gonna twitter... just read if... "OH MY GOD!! HAVE YOU SEEN JOE'S VBLOG? MY OVARIES HURT"
17:30 - work
18:00- Meeting with the youth council.. "srsly. Yael do you really like them?"THE LOOK AGAIN
20:00- out of work
20:05- waiting for the bus and thanking god for WIFI "Have you guys seen the picture of JK in his new sexy Jacket? its my new fav. jacket"
20:10- Bus arrives. you get on it and "OMJ! Sitting infront of me on the bus a guy that looks just like JoeMac! Same baby blues,same hair,identical smile +the hat OMJ!"
20: 12- "Holy sh#&t! Same nose too! I cant stop stearing. If i could ill take a pic to show u all how identical they r. Mmm wonder if he is single.."
20:13 - Someone twitters to you that there are new gutterific pictures on nkotbfans.com
20:20 - Jk twitters asking if you know where your kids are...
20:21- Got off the bus and "@jordanknight enjoy your family time! My children? Half in my ovaries and half in a guy i just saw. LOL"
20:24- the battery on your phone dies and you have no idea why
20:35- shaking, sweating..
21:00- The door is still open, your bag on your shoulder "HOME SWEET HOME.. WHAT DID I MISS"
21:05- door still open... bag still on shoulder "did anyone get good shots of "ILL BE LOVING YOU FOEREVER?"
21:10 - close the door, grab some food
21:15- YOUTUBE
21:16- NKOTBFANS.COM
21:17- NKOTB.COM
21:18- "OMJ I need to get to find a way to get FULLSERVICE"
21:19- "2010.BOOM.BANG.OVAH.DECK.JK.NO.ROBE"
21:25- You find a picture that can be captioned and sent to JK
21:40- Captioning done
21:50- YOUTUBE
21:51- "So any news on the European contest?"
22:00- you tell yourself toknight ( yes even when you talk to yourself you say toKnight) you are going to go to sleep at a reasonable hour..
22:10- ohhhh ppl are now up and uploading videos from last night..
22:20- Ebay... "hmmm i wonder what can i sell to be able to go get some fullservice
22:50- youngq is twittering and live on chat
22:58- you get a shout out from Youngq and feel like the happiest woman alive
23:00- FINALLY!! ILL BE LOVING YOU FOREVER ON YOUTUBE
23:15- you;ve heard Jon has been deleting DM's so you check if yours is still there.. it is so you caption it and save it
23:17- your DM is gone
23:19- Donnies words of wisdom start
23:26- Jordan twitters something really cute and you have to answer
23:50- you find the strength to go shower knowing that as soon as you shower Jk will twitter
23:50-0:10 ( indeed.. JK starts a guessing game)
0:10- twitter, youtube all at once.. gotta get your nkotb fix b4 ZZZZ ( yes .. you don't say sleep anymore... now you say ZZZZZZZ)
0:50- "ok its time to go to sleep.. if JK twitters tell him his crazy Israeli fan is waiting"
1:00- still by the laptop just in case someone replies
1:05- IN BED!!!!
1:06-.....hmmm.. i wonder if... "Ok last twitt of the day"- from your phone
1:07- Jk playing guessing games
1:08- Jon twitters
2:00- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
3:45- ohhhh the show is about to start..
3:46- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
4:00- You dream about you and your ex boyfriend going to a party at JK's house while JK tries to sell you the house ( yes it's a true dream)
5:00- you wake up to the sound of the battery on your phone dieing again
5:01- well.. since you are up...... "How was the show guys"
5:02- zzzzzzzzzzzzz
7:00- TINK-
and so on
YES!! MY NAME IS YAEL AND I'M AN NKOTBOHOLIC
*This schedule was built according to Israeli hours but I'm pretty sure it applies to all international fans with a little change of hours...
*no I'm not crazy..... I'm.... A PROUD BLOCKHEAD